Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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