So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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