Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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