You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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