I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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