Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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