Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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