There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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