I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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