he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
This house was built for laser tag.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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