I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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