mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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