so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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