i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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