hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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