I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
i think my cat just said my name.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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