Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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