sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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