I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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