It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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