i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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