I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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