hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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