Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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