and you said cock pushups were impossible
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
and i looked up. we had an audience...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
