You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
