if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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