Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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