just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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