I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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