you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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