Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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