Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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