Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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