Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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