my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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