Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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