Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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