I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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