So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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