In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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