i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
this is an emotional support booty call
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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