elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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