Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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