he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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