whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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