that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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