wat bout pragnant strippers??
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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