Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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