I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
It's Friday. Sex?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Randomize
